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Oi! the Boat the Pint Glass Oi! the Boat the Pint

These will start shipping in about 2 weeks. Feel free to order now!

Oi! the Boat the Pint Glass (order these with nothing else in your cart to get a special flat rate)
$6 flat rate shipping for 1, 2 or 4 pint glasses!

No longer will you be forced to spill half your drink through the cracks between your fingers or unknowingly drink from a horn containing all the world's seas. Through many sleepless nights and tireless "research", Oi! the Boat has perfected the perfect drinking vessel:

We present Oi! the Boat the Pint Glass. Unlike the standard pint glass, ours features the beloved Oi! the Boat anchor-vinyl logo in the color twice described by the man who described himself as Alexander the Large as "Red Red" In addition to being equipped with a bottom (handy for preventing your beverage from being pulled to earth before passing through your body as well as for providing a flat surface upon which to balance your beverage whilst you flip a record, or perform manual labor), Oi! the Boat the Pint Glass also features one wall that manages to have 2 sides but face in all horizontal directions simultaneously.

Sound great? We think so too.

But WAIT- there's MORE! In addition all these awesome features, we've also included a pretty amazing feature at the top of Oi! the Boat the Pint Glass. What's this amazing feature? It's NOTHING! Rather than cover the top of this wonder-vessel with a lid, cap, cheesecloth or whatnot, we've covered it with nothing. This stroke of genius and simplicity has added the ability to both add and remove beverages from Oi! the Boat the Pint Glass with no special tools or training!

As if you weren't already racing to scroll down to order your very own Oi! the Boat the Pint Glass, we've saved the best for last: In addition to the red red OTB anchor vinyl logo aiming toward your envious on-lookers, we've also included a second "Oi! the Boat Records" circle text logo on the opposite side! Thats right, both you and your guests will have Oi! the Boat within your line of site at all times!!! Not recommended for people who habitually flex their bicep while they lift their 16 ounce drink to their stupid mouth.

Sold in sets of 1, 2 and 4!

What they're saying:

"Finally! I'm sick of drinking my beer with a spoon." -Dave "buddy" Neikirk

Pressing Information

Each Oi! the Boat the Pint Glass features BOTH the Oi! the Boat Anchor Vinyl and the Oi! the Boat the circle text thing graphics. One on front and one on back. You choose which is logo is on front or on back during each use with a mind-numbingly simple 180 degree glass-turn maneuver.

We will pack these carefully, but we will not be responsible for glasses that break on international shipments!

$6 flat rate shipping for 1, 2 or 4 pint glasses! Generally ships separate from other items ordered (If ordering other items, you may find that placing your pint glass order separately will save you a bit on shipping!)
Generally ships separate from other items ordered (If ordering other items, you WILL find that placing your pint glass order separately will make shipping cheaper in most cases!